Meet Johnson A. Hippo

This intreped little blue fellow is Johnson, Johnny to his friends. He will be giving a personalised tour of our drive from South Carolina to Texas. He will be posting updates for me while I am doing the hard stuff like driving, spending money and trying to find places for my wife to pee.

Yippie-ki-yay Motherfuckers!

Texas ahoy! So as I am one lazy fucker when it comes to updating this goddamn thing with the manna from Heaven that is my divine wit and hate for carbon based life, I am laying forth a challenge...3 weeks, 10 updates, no excuses. I will start with a photo journal of a 8 day trip to "Bush Country", again, not the one from Vegas. This will be accomplished with my trusty Canon Camera, My girl Friday, all the free wifi I can steal, and my mother in law screaming in the back every time I go within 10 miles of the posted speed limit. Now I need my loyal readers to call bullshit in the comment sections when it gets slack. Remember, like daddy, I work better fueled by hate.
To see list in Texas:

• A belt buckle bigger then my already huge head.
• A retard put to the chair (bring popcorn).
• The rare and elusive 11 gallon hat.
• A longhorn steer....then eat it.
• A sidearm worn in a church.
• That damn roadrunner....then eat it.

See everyone soon.
SG!