Texas ahoy! So as I am one lazy fucker when it comes to updating this goddamn thing with the manna from Heaven that is my divine wit and hate for carbon based life, I am laying forth a challenge...3 weeks, 10 updates, no excuses. I will start with a photo journal of a 8 day trip to "Bush Country", again, not the one from Vegas. This will be accomplished with my trusty Canon Camera, My girl Friday, all the free wifi I can steal, and my mother in law screaming in the back every time I go within 10 miles of the posted speed limit. Now I need my loyal readers to call bullshit in the comment sections when it gets slack. Remember, like daddy, I work better fueled by hate.
To see list in Texas:
- A belt buckle bigger then my already huge head.
- A retard put to the chair (bring popcorn).
- The rare and elusive 11 gallon hat.
- A longhorn steer....then eat it.
- A sidearm worn in a church.
- That damn roadrunner....then eat it.
SG!
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