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Customers hand crafted by God himself to punsh me; Chapter 1
This is a first in a ten part series designed to help others who will have faced the same fate as myself. Working for a large, high end retail electronics chain selling computers and networking gives you the rare and astoundingly lucky chance to brush your mind against a level of near humanity that you just don't see outside of an evolutionists wet dream. So on to our first test monkey?
Subject 1: The willfully Ignorant
This customer (see subject 1 on the left, having issues with his "interwebs") is not as the title may suggest "stupid". No, this person who in their own job may be employee of the month three times running, is intentionally ignorant about whatever piece of technology they are coming in to acquire. They speak to how they are "Computer illiterate", a phrase that sends my blood to speeds normally used to escape earth's gravity, and they are PROUD of it. If you have found yourself at the hands of such a creature, be sure to follow this guide to the letter!
- Do not argue with the subject. Whatever the subject has been told by "kin" is the word from on high, carved in stone tablets. Unless a statement made by the subject violates the laws of god and man, let it slide. Just nod and make agreeing noises (IE: mmm, yes, Vista has been know to cause your computer to eat babies, mmmmhhm, yup).
- Do show them the biggest screen on anything you sell. Shiny=Good.
- They will deny that they will ever use the computer for anything outside of surfing, and I have had a few go as far as to say they may not even turn the fucking thing on, to avoid all of those annoying questions you may have like "do you have anti-virus?", "do you need to print?" and "do you have electricity?", as they they know in their heart of hearts is just you trying to rip them off.
- Do not for any reason try to educate the savage. This at best is a waste of both your times, and at worst, may get you burned at the stake as a witch.
Sunday, June 1, 2008
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